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My dad said ‘selfie’ for the first time today.

Tags: lifeevent

"LOOK AT THE CAT"

— me every time there is a cat regardless of the situation (via circumcising)

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Apparently this is the subject matter for an assignment at FIDM.

Apparently this is the subject matter for an assignment at FIDM.

masonleebunnell:

friend: How could you not like drinking water, it doesn’t taste like anything???

me: EXACTLY

What’s your fave food that tastes like nothing?

Sure Russell Brand.

No more 22 pc. photostreams of AHS Coven please

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7R3@73D My$3Lf 70 @ PRet7Y L337 h@irCU7 70d@y.

7R3@73D My$3Lf 70 @ PRet7Y L337 h@irCU7 70d@y.

Tags: me

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Just sold my dress form :((((((

Just sold my dress form :((((((

Tags: me

Career aspiration~*

Career aspiration~*

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"

i was told….

"

— customers who wanna start some shit  (via karencartwright)

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